March 2012
okay where the fuck is my chubby boyfriend
I’m waaaaiiiiting
February 2012
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Interviewer: What was the last time someone's touch made you quiver with delight?
Björk: I ate a piece of chocolate on the way here... Does that count....? That was a good chocolate.
Interviewer: ...Okay....I'd rather it be someone who touched you.... and that made you quiver.
Björk: ...It can't be chocolate? It has to be a person?
Interviewer: *sighs* ...Ideally.
Björk: I'm just trying to learn the rules of the game.
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
tumblr thats not cute. change it back. bad tumblr!
Contempt.: My ideas don't seem too crazy anymore,... →
grapejuice837:
All through college I’ve been a big proponent of teachers being armed. The way I see it, you have an armed first responder for a situation such as that exhibited in Chardon today. I’m not saying we should let every teacher go out and get a SW .45, but consider this. Larger…
you're a babe
“You cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to...
apiphile:
— clive barker
do you ever look at a character in a movie and...
That’s how i feel about Selma blair in cruel intentions.
“Jeremy you’re killing me. I’ll be on tumblr in the middle of class and it’s like...”
– Melissa (via scene-killer)
can i go back to not being disgusted by every...
